Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.
John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't give me any pooty-tang, so I did the ol' cum turkey."
Bill - "NO WONDER THE TURKEY IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"
When you are fast asleep and you shit the bed. At one point, you wake up and realize the mess you have made in your bed. After your rude awakening, you fall back asleep in your own dump.
"Oh my god! My cousin slept in the same bed as me last night and the little brat quipe the bed!"
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