A Tasmanian female who can run faster than her brothers.
Unfortunately there are few examples of a Tasmanian virgin.
Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.
Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.
Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)
I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.
A pissed, nocturnal, gun-toting Tasmanian Bogan, who can hit a street sign at 50 metres while driving left handed.
Yep, I hit the sign that time, despite the fact it was moving. I am the greatest Tasmanian Sharpshooter
. Where's the next sign?
Interrupted or broken sleep.
I have honeymoon insomnia, I keep sleeping in snatches.
Sleeping in snatches
Christ, I've got honeymoon insomnia. I keep waking up all night.
I just didn't want to pull out I had honeymoon insomnia.
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