A person of unquestionable and unsurpassed girth. They are only found in specific places on the Canadian border where waterfalls flow backwards.
They enjoy fish, grains, Twinkies, microwavable pizzas, and Mexican food, but only if it has green sauce, not red sauce.
From the eskimo expression "to lout", meaning someone broke into their igloo and jacked their fish.
Closely related, but distinctly seperate, from parlian
"I think you're being a little harsh on North America's grain production centers, lout."