3 definitions by Richard Hood

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The unknown distance between destinations when the navigator is clearly lost, but still feigns to be on course.
Back seat passenger: Hey, how many dutch miles is it until we get to our hotel and I can finally walk this cramp out of my leg?
by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

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An unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.
The bar was closing and there was no one left except for this cock thief. I took her home and I was right.
by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

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A homosexual - particularly one keen on giving blow jobs.
...He must be a frugivore because he is always asking to blow me. I guess he has not been getting his daily allotment of fruit, although he sure seems to to have an unusual desire for large quantities of fructose.
by Richard Hood January 18, 2009

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