To capture a midget, dress the midget in a long ballroom gown type dress (preferably white) duck tape the midget's hands to the ceiling fan blade and turn on the aforementioned ceiling fan so it appears there is a spooky ghost flying around the room
kyle: "hey mike, Next time your ghosting make sure you use more duct tape lest the midget fall and shatter your mirror."
The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.
1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies
2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person
Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon