195 definitions by Richard Black

Something that does not go over very well.
Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.
by Richard Black March 04, 2005

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strength; endurance; power or ability
Tyrone had topped four girls after the senior prom already, and when Takeshia came along and groped him, he did not have the strenth to take her on.
by Richard Black March 02, 2005

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n. small amount of change (coins). (Southern US dialect).
Bubba went into the country store to ask for foldin' money for the chicken feed he had in his pocket.
by Richard Black September 25, 2007

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The first or head cheerleader; the one who gets to take on the football captain first; a traditional rite in some parts of Texas and the south.
Candy was a petite blonde but worthy of her right to rule the yell squad. Her initiation had been long anticipated by Tyrone, veins popping out on his eleven inches every time he thought about it. Candy didn't wear any panties to that first game and teased all of the boys who ran under the stands to shoot as much squirrel as possible. After the dance in the gym, Candy knew she was to be paired off with Tyrone. They left to meet the others at the Dairy Queen. On the way Tyrone stopped the car and topped Candy, his massive pole literally shredding the walls of Candy's joy box. She fainted as blood mixed with sperm literally spurted from her sweet little box. She cleaned herself, went on to the drive-in and ate two big whoppers and shared a double order of spicy fries with Tyrone. The lead cheerleader had followed tradition and had proven herself. She had survived this rite of passage.
by Richard Black March 21, 2005

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n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.
Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.
by Richard Black May 08, 2005

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1. a gay who doesn't actively participate in a homosexual act but gets off by watching others.

2. one who watches for police, security while others engage in public sex.

3. a gay who is too old to participate in gay sex acts but still enjoys watching others.
Jerry and Jake couldn't finish each other off in the park because there were so many watch queens.
by Richard Black March 17, 2005

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Extra urine produced by a human body that has consumed several cans/bottles of beer.

Preferred by gays into water sports.
Tyrone was the favorite to give golden showers simply because of the volume of urine he produced while drinking.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005

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