195 definitions by Richard Black

pubic hair wax;also used by males who wear bikinis and want hair-free nuts and crotch
Since Tyrone started using bikini wax his crotch skin was as soft as a baby's. His dates were happy not to have pubes in their mouths when they were forced to deepthroat the eleven inch pole.
by Richard Black March 19, 2005
n. a fancy term for a male prostitute or gigolo; not associated with ushering or accompaniment.
Did you see the ad in the paper for the escort who charges $1,500 an hour?
by Richard Black April 18, 2005
n. The prostate gland in the male.

When massaged by urologist, proctologist, or sex partner, either by finger or penis, the gland releases a clear lubricant (precum) for sperm ejaculation. During the massage the receiver feels the same sensation as ejaculation though he only ejects lubricant, not sperm in itself.
Man, when I want my ass fucked, I want it done right by a ten inch dick that can massage my prostate.

The urologists in the CME2P clinic got a kick out of milking the old men's prostates.
by Richard Black April 24, 2005
A well endowed penis. Most authorities agree in whites, the criteria is 7.5 inches in length in and 3 inches in girth. In blacks, one is said to be hung at 9.5 inches in length and 5 inches in girth.

Asian and other tan races are proportionatly smaller. A Japanese is hung at 6 inches, Chinese at 5.
Matt cruised only the hung boys, usually settling on a black one to trick with because of his endowment.
by Richard Black March 03, 2005
Separate and apart from Spring Break, blacks leave college and descend either on Atlanta, the Gulf Coast, or a Florida beach area and go wild, sorta like they were in Africa before they were slaves. An escape from classes, it is almost a riot with riot police on patrol. It is hard to say what freaknik activities might be expected but always there is public loud music, cruising, breeding in public, drunkeness and brawls. Some refer to it as Black Spring Break.
La Toya has only a dim memory of freaknik on South Padre. She wasn't on the beach long when somebody spiked her drink and the rest is history. She does not know when or how many times her body was used - only that her swollen groin, ass, and breasts were a stinky, sticky mess when she woke up. She was on antibiotics for months for STDs when she finally returned to Rutgers. La Tayoa is livid when she hears others making plans for next year's freaknik.
by Richard Black March 23, 2005
A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.
When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.
by Richard Black September 07, 2007
n. A man who exposes usually a large dick in public at x-rated stores or movies, strokes it only to tease gays and refuses to let them touch it.
Elmer sat in the aisle seat at the Capri Adult Theater and stroked his twelve inches so everybody could see. If anybody tried to sit down next to him or touch him, he pushed them away. He was a real cock teaser because he had a gorgeous cock. He got off on teasing the gays.
by Richard Black May 04, 2005
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