195 definitions by Richard Black

n. a phrase that indicates connubial or marriage benefits for male/female couples who have not married and are 'practicing marriage' out of wedlock.
Shi'Thead and Shi'Tisha often 'practice marriage,' live together for a time, and bring children into the world out of wedlock. There are no problems in this because welfare/US govenment will see the mother is well monitored during pregnancy, birth the child free, feed the child by issuing food stamps, provide for all medical benefits, and pay for the schooling of the child through college (Pell Grants). The mother receives a stiped, one for each child born out of wedlock. Everything is taken care of and life is wonderful. There is no limit on the number of children and couples often try for more children so they can get more money. So no wonder immigrants want to come to this country and live the good life and have everything taken care of by the government.
by Richard Black May 14, 2005
To gaze adoringly at a male sex organ and tenderly touch and caress it in sensitive ways. (Can also be practiced by gays).
Brie Ann cradled Jerome's balls in her hands and stared at his throbbing cock. She licked his sac, flicked her tongue against his cock veins, twirled her tongue on his cockhead and backed off in a form of cock worship. She saw her saliva glisten on his black velvet skin. She glanced again adoringly before her white mouth engulfed his cockhead and she gave him a blowjob he'd remember for life.
by Richard Black April 07, 2005
During slavery, a favored, nice-looking male chattel who was a servant for the his owner's family inside the big house. Envied and often detested by other slaves his age. What is little known is his special bedroom service to the mistress of the house when the master was gone especially if he was near or over eighteen years of age.
Marse Connell returned from Utlanna a full night early and found Sam and Miss Nellie in bed together, a candle glistening on Sam's naked back when Marse pulled back the bed covers. Marse walked down the hall, got a double barrel shotgun, returned to the bedroom and blew Sam away.
by Richard Black March 21, 2005
A used condom full of semen.
Two gays walked down Lovers Lane early Sunday morning looking for fresh scumbags for a morning appetizer.
by Richard Black March 02, 2005
The epitome of sexual release, the most intense orgasm; ecstasy.
Katrina's husband Harold was like a rooster...on and off and snoring in three minutes. Katrina was left unsatisfied and pent up with lust and frustration. She had read about interracial couples and went searching for a black man. She found eleven inch Clarence at a bar and they went to a motel. Rapture was hers at last as Clarence took Katrina to heights she never imagined.
by Richard Black March 24, 2005
A male with a manly or military look.
Tom liked to go down to the bay and watch the fleet come in. All of the sailors looked so butch and were as horny as hell having been at sea six months.
by Richard Black March 14, 2005
Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
by Richard Black March 15, 2005

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