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195 definitions by Richard Black

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.
"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"
by Richard Black June 27, 2005
A southern phrase for "Did you ever?"
Jevver skip school on Friday?
by Richard Black March 28, 2005
Ugly shade of brown coloring.
My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005
Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

by Richard Black August 18, 2006
n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.
Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.
by Richard Black May 08, 2005
See dingleberry. A crust of dried human feces stuck on anal hair.
Denny Dimwit scrapped off a few dillberries, rolled them up, and flicked them at his fellow classmates.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
The Mississippi Delta country where over 80% of the population is black.
When the Johnsons were transferred by Kraft Foods to manage the Uncle Ben's Rice mill at Greenville, they were shocked to find out they were a white minority and were living on afro-turf.
by Richard Black March 02, 2005