3 definitions by Rich Irvine

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A completely stark naked wank.
My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.
by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008

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An impressively large dump.
He's just layed a steaming hodger.
by Rich Irvine April 21, 2008

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Having a wank with a friend or group of friends.
Just off for a mutual with Ben.
by Rich Irvine May 01, 2008

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