The oh so stylish "jewellery" which gives
of being rather "cool" and "bling" and tends to give the wearer
a "rep". The bigger and more tacky
gold the bling the more bling it becomes therefore turining it into bling bling. The bling is usually "gold" (not really, but we won't crush
their hopes)but it tends to smell, look, feel
plastic! Magic! . Some
townies have managed to figure that if you scratch it it , it turns
SILVER! Wow! BLING BLING!
This bling sometimes come in the form of huge
lots of DIAMONDS!!!! Which
also smel, sound, hear , feel
wateva, but they do all of this just like
plastic AGAIN! Everything must just be so blinging connected, innit?
Townie: Look, innit. There's one of those
gofficks, ain't she.
Crew: yeah, we wonna
see some beef!
Townie: Beef! yeah. (jumps the whole of 2 inches
of bike stolen from a two year old)
(Townie runs at "goff" but is unable to do so due to the huge amount of bling around neck, and also
is unable to see due to huge diamante
"RD" in "graffiti" letters swinging in face.
Goth runs away.Fast. And laughing.