1. The greatest place in the world.
2. The nation's greatest kept secret... the best place to party, eat, relax, most culture, and the number one place to have a generally awesome time.
3. Home of New York System Weiners, Dels Lemonade, Salt and Vinegar on French Fries, Buddy Cianci, no school Fosta Glossta, and most importantly, Coffeemilk.
Rhode Island fucking rules... and no other state or even country could ever compare. Especially those outside of New England. You fuckers don't know what youre missing.