The devil's music! By the power of the Lord our God and all his followers we will banish this... Heavy metal, this breed of horrid dissonance! In it's place we will put in significant, more family oriented heavy metal and rock bands, such as the John Coltrane Trio, or Smashmouth
! Thank God that bands such as Iron Maiden
have been banished forever and will never see the light of day again. At least this new metal (nu metal
for some of you more trendy followers) and emo
have taken over the genre in the eyes of the public, and that those who watch MTV will not be affected. However, there is still a population of those who still listen to this horrid music, so we must be strong and have faith. THE END IS NEAR, REPENT, REPENT, AND FOR GOD'S SAKES DON'T GROW YOUR HAIR OUT.
"Satan is among us! My son Stan started listening to Black Sabbath
, a heavy metal band! What do I do?"
"You have to burn his CDs and shirts in a giant pyre, then lure him out with his computer and get him to jump in."
"Good idea, Sue!"