3 definitions by RevPettibone

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A Clairsentient is an individual who perceives (as in a "sixth-sense") by feeling or having knowledge about an object. A good example of this extreme psychic ability is that a clairsentient is able to visualize an item without seeing an image of the specific item. Like a radar detector, a clairsentient possesses the internal power to see and feel radiation from objects that are invisible and out of site. A clairsentient can read "auras" of people and objects to discover their personal histories. In doing so, a clairsentient can sometimes see visions of the future... situations or occurrences that have yet to happen. Not only this, a clairsentient can even sense the presence of spirits and discover events surrounding that individual's death.
1) I don't have to say a word and already that clairsentient bitch I married knows I'm about to tell a lie.

2) If I was clairsentient like my mother I'd be able to figure out the tough problems.

3) Imagine how much money a clairsentient could make betting on the ponies at Belmont.

4) Congress is acting like an autonomous clairsentient body instead of a duly elected representation of the people.

5) If you believe in Santeria for twenty bucks you can get a clairsentient to read her caracoles and tell your future.
by RevPettibone March 15, 2010
(of a person) affected, overrefinded, and ineffectual: no longer capable of effective action...
1) effete trendies from art school

2) the authority of an effete aristocracy began to plummet

3) the fabric of society is effete
by RevPettibone March 16, 2010
a Rubenesque depiction of the human buttocks suitable for posting on an online blog without fear of ramification by the blog's police.
Oh and when it comes to Ms Joy Behar, tell her to pucker up and kiss my gluteus-spectacularaus.
by RevPettibone March 12, 2010
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