Want That Dick Syndrome. A common medical condition usually affecting sluts (both male and female), drunk bitches, and normal non sluts on occasion in which a desire to come in contact with penis in any way shape or form is felt. Symptoms include wet vaginas, gaping assholes, promiscuous sexual behavior and low self esteem with a need to fill some emotional hole. WTDS is a normal condition that can have extreme states (see RWTDS "really want that dick syndrome). By law of nature this process occurs constantly everywhere.