A female who is not strikingly attractive, however can seem attractive when contemplated, or there is nothing else to offer to the male eye.
Derived from the character Emma Putter, the main romantic interest in Air Bud World Pup.
Matt: You know Alexa Vega from the Spy Kids series?
Matt: I'd tap that!
Ben: Meh. I guess she's Disney soccer-hot.
When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.
Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.
Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".
I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!
Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.
1. In text/chat speak, "just in case you care". Often used at the end of a message that is attempting to jump-start an awkwardly stalled conversation.
2. Pronounced "jih-KICK", one is jicyc'd when they are told news or information that totally shocks them by someone who believes the news/info is not a big deal at all, therefore the information is given in a casual voice.
1. Leo McMurray "Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical" (9:34 PM): hey
<3 Annie :) (9:36 PM): heeey :), sup?
Leo McMurray "Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical" (9:36 PM): not very much, just resting after band practice, you?
<3 Annie :) (9:38 PM): haha nice :), ntm.
Leo McMurray "Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical" (9:38 PM): that's good
Leo McMurray "Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical" (9:39 PM): I'm eating pizza too, jicyc.
2. Seeing as Leo had been harbouring a crush on Annie for years, he was totally jicyc'd when Herb was bragging about making out with her at the previous night's party.
In hockey, a Hanrahan goal is scored when one player distracts the goalie, allowing one of his teammates to score without any trouble. This is not just simply screening; the goalie must be fully engaged with the distractor. Very rare. Derived from the movie SlapShot.
Dunlop's comments about the Long Island goalie's wife caused said goalie to attack him, allowing Braden to score an easy goal. Classic Hanrahan goal.
A sex activity involving 1 man and multiple women. The man places his phallus into each woman's vagina in sucession, until he ejaculates. Usually only used when the participants (especially the females) are very, very drunk.
Janis: I fucked Susie, Jane, Paulette and Allison last night.
Janis: Well, technically just Jane, but all four of them were playing Russian Roulette with me.
A woman of age who loves to get completely destroyed by cocaine before getting her fuck on.
Sometimes being a snowplow mom has its rewards.