1 definition by Rep#2

Top Definition
5LINX is a corporation, created in the early 2000's, whose chief export is despair. They have formed a business model by which willing participants donate $500, along with their hopes and dreams, and are given a steaming pile of desolation in return. Often, investors will be encouraged to purchase other products as well, including unreliable phone service and 5LINX paraphernalia; it is unclear if this enhances their enjoyment of the destruction of their lives. See also: pyramid scheme.
5LINX's Creation: Craig: "Hey Jeb, think we could start a company where people give us money in exchange for the extremely distant and unlikely shot at mild success?" Jeb: "It's worth a shot!"
by Rep#2 September 21, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt