When you dump such a massive
that it piles out to the water. The brown tip of the
only hints at the volume of nastiness lurking in the depths.
J- Oh man, I just crapped out a
that could sink the
B- I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go! Blahahaha!
The elegant act of meeting up a
for Mexican food, getting some coffee afterward, and slipping some Ex-lax into her toasty beverage. As the mixture of Tacos, Coffee and Ex-lax ferment in her stomach, you hurry her home and partake in some
good old-fashioned butt sex
. The result should be a
chocolaty good time
Sammy- So I knew my date with Melinda was gonna be a fuckin' bore last night, so I decided to go for the
Bill- O yea? Did she
all over the place?
Sammy- Well, I got
and my comforter is now camouflage, but it was a dirty ol' time for sure!
When a male wears his pants so low that the base of his
on the front side.
Reno: Dude, did you notice that Sweedish dude's pubes?
JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately
The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.
Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of
Losing Candidate Denial
Dude- What have you been doing over there Brian?
Brian- Makin' gravy.
Dude- Gross, can I have some?
The inexplicable draw of one person's eyes to another person's iPhone. One will peep in just to see what the other person is up to, and then likely look away once caught.
Sammy- "Dude, what the hell?!"
Ronnie- "Huh. wha what??" Sammy- "You were clearly just iPeeping my iPhone. Stop it or I will fart in your supper!"
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