1. Displaying qualities that resemble those found in the Bulgarian cows.
2. Having OCD like tendencies, especially centering around the ritual of washing ones face and not trusting foreign towels.
3. Describing make-up/clothing that is commonly worn by Moo; gothic. Especially eyeliner that is not confined to the eye, but branches out to the surrounding areas in a pattern of swirls and/or lash like lines; moolashes
4. A pattern of speech that completely and utterly (ha, pun intended!) lacks any since and is often funny, though not intended to be; a statement that is worthy of APD, often ridiculously random/unthought-out. Sometimes a mix of Bulgarian/English; blah-blah. b. a really sad attempt at being funny.
5. The habit of leaving socks at the houses one visits, especially red and/or rainbow colored ones.
6. Having the amazing ability to be in the shower everytime the phone rings, no matter what time of day.
7. Using the word freak to discribe everything.
8. Being really really extremely cool despite being a communist triangle and having chickens on every farm; matska