1 definition by RemingtonBard

A medical condition which causes the following symptoms : Bitching about your roommate, Sucking too much dick, decreased sex drive and no desire to be a man in any way.
Dude, I think I have Remington Bard-itus so I'm gunna just jump off a bridge.
by RemingtonBard April 15, 2011
Get the Remington Bard-itus mug.