57 definitions by Rellik Uzi

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
FFB
Acronym for "fuck Facebook" -- generally used by computer programmers who realize how poorly programmed Facebook is. Also used by Facebookers who encounter bugs associated with the poor construction of the site.
WTF??? Facebook deleted half my friends!! FFB!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
When deadmau5 gets pissed and goes on epic rants on Facebook. He's great, it's fucking hysterical. Like when he cussed Rusko out. That was uberEpic dude!
aahahahaha!!! madmau5 is at it again! you tell em Joel!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
A derogatory and offensive name used to describe mau5tards, aka followers of electronic music producer and performer deadmau5. Comes from the idea that mau5tards are so obsessed with deadmau5 they would eat his shit. Disturbing and gross right?
Fucking mau5turds, what's so great about some scrawny muthafucka from Canada???
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Something that is BEYOND epic. An event, action, story, or phrase too great to merely be called epic. It is uberEpic!
That UFC fight last night was uberEpic man!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
A slang term for illegal hallucinogenic mushrooms (aka "shrooms" or "magic mushrooms"). Often used as a code word for telephone conversations or conversations in public settings where talk of illegal activities could get one in trouble.

In such conversations Sherman is often referred to as a person, such as saying "is Sherman around?" to ask a dealer if he/she currently has any shrooms available for purchase.
I was chillin with Sherman the other night. I saw some crazy colors and it was like the walls were breathing!!
by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010
Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

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