The greatest tool every created. The key is not to intake it at parties, but encourage every one else to drink freely. This way, your clear and sober mind will quickly become surrounded by drunk idiots, and you can take advantage of each and every one of them. If you're an ugly dude, no worries, a little alcohol will totally change a girls view on you. Same goes for girls, if you give a guy a couple of brews, he will hit anything that moves.
There is a difference between refraining from drinking and being the designated driver, the latter being the equivalent of being the party's bitch.
Hey man, stop smoking that reefer and have some alochol, the choice of champions.