An irritable chinese person who thinks that they are good at Defence of the Ancients.
Shui - OMG I JUST OWN3D U HAHAHAHA!!!!11!!one
Rival - WTF are you on about? That was your first ever kill against me.
Shui - Stfu n00b! HAHA
Shui - OMG U H4X0r! ME GNA REPORT U!
Rival - Turn caps lock off please.
Game ends. Score is 70:1 to Shui's rival.
Shui - HA I TO2LLY OWN3D U n00B!
Rival - You've just lost.
Shui - STFU H4X0r n00b!
Rival - Banned for laming noob