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A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.
Alan: Look! There's my boner of the week! Dat ass...

Max: You're such a Glunch...
by Reesedabeast33 April 08, 2014

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