2 definitions by Reepr

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A contraction of "Technological Retard"
Technological + Retard = Techtard

1. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.

2. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.

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Argh! I can't stand it! Someone else take this call... 2 hours and this techtard still can't figure out how to open his web browser!
by Reepr October 15, 2005

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A somewhat funny mispronunciation of the word "web" (i.e. Internet). Taken from an old RadioShack commercial where a sleazy PC salesman was trying to sell an old POS Tandy to a total noobtard.

A parody of the company's slogan soon popped up on the net afterwards:
"RadioShack: You've got money, We've got pockets"

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"Mouse? Lookit the size of dat thing! It's more like a rat! Yes my friend, stick wit me and in no time, you'll be surfin da weeb"
by Reepr October 15, 2005

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