A contraction of "Technological Retard"
Technological + Retard = Techtard
1. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.
2. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.
Argh! I can't stand it! Someone else take this call... 2 hours and this techtard still can't figure out how to open his web browser!