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32 definitions by Redwhitencrue25

Kick ass metal band from the 80's. They defined rap metal, and were also one of the only two good rap metal bands in the history of the world.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 21, 2005
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One of the funniest commedians EVER, matched only by Dane Cook. Died tragically in late March by a combination of drug abuse and a life-long heart problem... :(
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.

I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up."

This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

My friend was walking down the street and he said, "I hear music." As if there is any other way of taking it in. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for...(laughs) That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."

I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.

I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

My lucky number is 4 billion, that doesn't come in real handy when your gambling. I'm gonna need some more dice, 4 billion divided by 6, at least.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 21, 2005
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A genre of music that, in the late 70s-80s, was based on partying and having a good time were the only ways to live. On occasion you would get darker lyrics, but not like the shit you see in bands today such as Atreyu and lamb of god. Fuck them.
Good metal: Metallica, Poison, Def Leppard, Ratt, Megadeth, Kiss, Skid Row, Ozzy, Van Halen, Dokken, Queensryche, and Motley Crue.

(While writing this, I was listening to "Jet City Woman" by Queensryche and "Run To The Hills" by Iron Maiden)
by Redwhitencrue25 June 30, 2005
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? 3 years as a site and no one has defined CONEY!? Fine...
A hot dog topped with chili, mustard, onions, and sometimes sauerkraut.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 19, 2005
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One who has exceptionally good musical abilities.
Eddie Van Halen, Tommy Lee, Neil Pert, Les Claypool, Geoff Tate, Freddie Mercury, Slash, and me :)
by Redwhitencrue25 July 21, 2005
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To empty one's bowles whilst recieving oral sex (man or woman)
REDWHITEnCrue25: What did you do yesterday?
Sixty7gt0: I totally got a Reese from Eddie, dude!
REDWHITEnCrue25: Oh.................. yeah I watched Best Week Ever, but... that sounds good too...
by Redwhitencrue25 July 06, 2005
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1) Sick ass drummer of the band Mötley Crüe.
2) New slang for a large penis; commonly mistaken for rockets or flagpoles.
1) Did you go to the Crüe show last night!? Tommy Lee kicked ass!
2) Mom: Jenny, what did I tell you about licking flagpoles in the winter!?
Jenny: No, mom! Thith ith a Tommy Lee!
Mom: Well, shit!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 23, 2005
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