*Something I stick up my puss to clean it.
*Can be a person who is pissing you off.
*or a guy who won't fuck you when you want him to.
*WHen your friend buys a shirt that you want and its the last one She is considered a douche.
*your mom when she is pissing you off
*anything you want to call a douche is a douche
*I am HORNY!!!!!