The most misunderstood person in the world next to jesus.
Conservative christian: Marilyn Manson is the cause of 9/11, Columbine, the Vietnam war, the Bolshevik revolution, and the Holocaust.
Logical Person: No, people like you are.
Conservative christian: You're going to hell when you die.
female who sleeps with many men; vulgar term refering to a woman who has had many relationships or is a slut.
Brandy has a loose vagina.
the adorable story of a teenager who is heavily addicted to ketamine and thinks he hears imaginary cartoons talking to him.
typical out of jimmy's head conversation:
jimmy: i dont know, i dont think a boat race would help me win the science fair.
kid sitting next to jimmy: who the hell are you talking to?
a drug combination consisting of either LSD or psychedelic mushrooms and dextromethorphan.
took a cherry bomb, flew into space, met the space-gnomes, came back to earth feeling like superman.
the place where a man goes in the weeks following unprotected sex with a woman to be judged whether or not he's been condemned to a life of parenthood.
Limbo is not a fun place to be.
For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.
I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.
A hypnotic drug used in treatment for short-term insomnia, also known as Zolpidem. It is not addictive, but if taken for a long time can lead to dependence. beyond 10 milligrams (one pill), ambien gains hallucinogenic properties, the trip usually lasts 3-5 hours depending on how much has been taken. During the trip, one should expect to experience at least some of the following effects:
Fairly powerful euphoria.
Difficulty with recognizing people.
Seeing illusions such as someone being beside you thats really not.
Intensified senses such as hearing.
Everything around the user begins to warp and distort.
Ambien is easy to obtain from a doctor for sleeping problems. The effects from ambien usually begin to take effect 10-15 minutes after ingestion. Beware that while ambien can provide a good trip, taking too much (beyond 400 mg) can kill you.