1 definition by RedNUTs5

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The act of shitting on a persons hot over heated laptop key board and shutting the lid. Thus cooking your dump like a waffle.
Dave (Manager of Chase Bank branch) " Who the fuck shit on my lap top?!!!!!.

Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was Maurice, he gave Marshal one last week."

Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"
by RedNUTs5 October 28, 2011

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