2 definitions by Red Steel

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A hemorrhoid that hangs out of a man's anus which has the appearance of a woman's clitoris. Note: rubbing may cause irritation, not orgasm.
Girlfriend: Let's try some anal play tonight.
Boyfriend: Ok I'll get you lubed up.
Girlfriend: No, I meant let's play with your butt.
Boyfriend: Well, I suppose (turns and bends over)
Girlfriend: What the hell is that?!
Boyfriend: That's my Man Clit, bitch!
by Red Steel October 09, 2010

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Bake Your Own Fucking Pizza. Any ready-to-bake pizza located in the supermarket freezer Isle.
Person 1: Dude, I'm hungry let's order some dominos.

Person 2: No way man, let's get a BYOFP at the supermarket. It tastes better and it's half the price.
by Red Steel October 09, 2010

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