A person that
cares more about quality than quantity. Someone that
knows there has maybe been one or two "cool" people that
stayed in fraternities and graduated
, and that
the "lists" fraternities and sororities come
up with are just composed
of people that
wised up and eventually dropped out. Elvis was an honorary member
of a frat for a day, and Willie Nelson never graduated
nor did Drew Carey. The title "God damn independent" is a badge
would wear with pride you fucking idiots.People that
never decided to become a frat faggot:
1. Jimi Hendrix
2. Bob Dylan
3. Anyone legend in the history of rock and fucking roll
The label is given by the most
insecure of scum, not realizing that
the actual cool people
are touring the nation and getting laid by dime pieces
Frat Faggot: "We'll never tour
in a band, be well respected
artists, or have an ounce of credibility to anyone
besides our butthole brothers!"
Sorority Sister: "Yeah! Jimi Hendrix
was so unpopular and uncool! What a fucking piece of shit!"
Frat Faggot: "Yeah, and the entire rock
and roll hall of fame list is full of those
independents too! When
will they ever be as cool as us????"
Sorority Sister: "..."
Frat Faggot: "..."
Sorority Sister: "I'm gonna go book a band composed
that spent their
lives shunning people like
us. They will get paid fat and have free drinks knowing we are pieces of shit. I may also black out and get fucked by all of them."
Frat Faggot: "Is it too late to be a GDI?"