2 definitions by Real_Whirled

Top Definition
Noun - The ability to perform regular functions with stellar accuracy while completely intoxicated. Or so you think:)
Check out the drunktionality on that guy!!! Not one drop spilled but he's gonna need stitches:)
by Real_Whirled June 27, 2011
Preoccupated - so incredibly mentally involved in thought that you are or look constipated.
I was so preoccupated it made me sick to my stomach.
by Real_Whirled October 15, 2010

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