2 definitions by Real World

The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.

Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.

"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."

Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.

It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.

by Real World February 08, 2008
Pre - Cursors to Menstrual Meltdowns

ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.

Ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to Menstrual Meltdownand that's a handcart to hell for any man.

"Hey Gary, I think I escaped getting capped by the wife last night." She dropped 3 tear bombs and I passed the tests."
Hear are two levels of tear bombs......there are more.

Tear bomb - Level 1 -"You said you'd call me today if you weren't too busy........"

Tear bomb - Level 2 -"It didn't sound to me like you were too busy........and that stupid f****ng secretary of yours didn't want to talk to me."
by Real World February 08, 2008

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