The typical owner of a Stedman's V&S store. Usually mumbles and pressures you into buying cheap and unwanted shitty products. Has unsightly hair loss problem and thick plastic glasses. His best friend/lover is Raymond, the guy that works the front end of Beckers. Resides in the town of Southampton, Ontario.
Hey, ya want some stickers? we got some new choca bars, some new CD's, we got that Britney Spears, ah yayaya, we got some board games u kno, some wal mart clothes."