A Faggon Wagon
is any vehicle that has been faggonized
by its owner
(i.e., turned gay).
Rules of the Faggon
1. If you enter this
kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon
2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling
in a Faggon
Waggon. The driver is likely
to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system
while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.
3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely
to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract
him and cause a wreck.
4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon
Waggon. The owner
is on some fad diet and will
throw a bitch fit
if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz
5. As a matter of fact, don't touch
anything, since it's all probably
covered in jizz
riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays
out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver
to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.
How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
driving down a highway, hold up a large photo
of a penis
to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site
of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.