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4 definitions by RayX

 
1.
1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him
2. This dipshit I know named Albert
If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.
by RayX April 09, 2005
 
2.
:)
the two little ASCII characters that started the Emotiocon Revolution!

also the universal symbol for feeling happy, satisfied, etc.
John: so how waz ur day?
Tom: well, pretty lame til i bumped into dis chic, had sum drinks, and made sweet luvin:)
by RayX May 30, 2005
 
3.
a great career attitude for those with enough nerve to do it
Today at the office I kicked my co-worker's ass for not doing his job right. My boss saw me, but I kicked his ass before he could speak. He was about to fire me, so I kicked his ass some more, and got a promotion instead.
by RayX August 20, 2005
 
4.
A Faggon Wagon is any vehicle that has been faggonizedby its owner (i.e., turned gay).

Rules of the Faggon Waggon:

1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.

2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.

3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.

4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.

5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.

6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.

How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.
Watch out for the Faggon Waggon!
by rayx February 16, 2008