42 definitions by Raw Doggy

Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started.

Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).

Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.

They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.

Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
You got any shrooms? Mario hears a princess in need of rescuing.
by Raw Doggy April 10, 2010
When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
by Raw Doggy May 09, 2010
Well I don't know much about him other than the fact he claims he's done movies with EVERY actor in the world. Which is bull, there's always new actors.

Well all I know is it's funny when the movie preview guy says his name.
Movie preview guy: "Kevin Bacon in... Footloose"
Me: ROFLMAO.
Friend: What the hell is so funny?
Me: *Still laughing*
*talking through fits of laughter* His... last... name... is BACON!
by Raw Doggy June 03, 2010
Elmo's homie on Sesame Street.
Elmo tries to hook up Baby Bear with Maria but she is just way out of Baby Bear's league... for now
by Raw Doggy April 05, 2010
When a man who puts on clown make up and has sex with a woman, he goes down on her, tosses her salad for a bit then puts his nose in her asshole.
"I'm bozo, honk honk"
by Raw Doggy May 09, 2010
Have you ever seen footage of the moon landing? Did you happen to notice there was a draft up there (From the flag waving)? Did you know that there is no air in space, so a draft is impossible?

Basically, it was all fake. But don't tell that to Buzz Aldrin.
1969 Moon landing, take 1:

"HOUSTON! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!"

"Cut! You need to calm your voice and slow down your speech, take 2. Action!"

"Houston, we have a problem"

"Cut! That's a wrap, let's move onto the next set. Action!"

*the US flag is waving as Neil Armstrong says his line*
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind"
by Raw Doggy May 17, 2010
Along with Steve Carell is one of the stupidest humans in Hollywood, no wait, THE WORLD!
Will Ferrell + Steve Carell ≤ Peter Griffin
by Raw Doggy July 27, 2010

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