Ratchet is If Ghetto and Hot Shitty Mess had a baby, and that baby had no father, and became a stripper, then made a sex tape with an athlete, then became a reality star!
-has long ratchet nails, usually all different colors
-crawls on the floor to pick up other peoples dollar bills
-yells "show me your penis" frequently
-jumps out of moving boats and drowns in shallow water
-name is Jackie or Danielle
stripper: "he smacked my ass, i'm suing for sexual harassment"
Us: "oooo she Ratchet"