A SNOWRAD is like NORAD, but instead of defending against Soviet strategic bombers and ballistic missiles, it is a home
that is like a command
center for defending against a snowpocalypse. The owner
of the home
is often obsessive about preparing for the storm.
SNOWRAD's are homes
that not only survive the blizzard, but effectively provide knowledge of the storm and actually defend the owner
its effects. They are well built homes
in which the owner
has at least 6 televisons, all of which are switched to various weather channels. The garage likely contains
all or some of the following; a snow blower, front loading tractor, SUV, snowmobiles, truck (possibly with snow plow
attachment). The refrigerator is likely
filled with enough food and beverage to last a month.
Billy: What's up man.
Allen: Yo, what's up.
Billy: The roof collapsed
at my house and I need a place
to chill, is it cool if I head
over to your place
Allen: Uhh... no it's not cool my roof collapsed
too b/c of this damn snowpocalypse. I'm actually heading over to Mike's place
, his dad has got it set up like SNOWRAD. Mike's coming to pick me up on his snowmobile right now, you should give him a call.