A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best
actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals
how slutty ALL American teenagers
actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.
daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!
Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens
must be whoring
around! Sure Hunny!