2 definitions by RandyThePuppy

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Besides putting the "glad" in "gladiator", he is a guy who carries you across the street, up three flights of stairs, pretends to be less drunk than you, bangs you into the wall, but still prevents you from falling off the top bunk over and over and over again. He also is awesome even when he is so pisseded.
Philip Gastineau is Hercules
by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011

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A guy who wears fedoras, talks to doors at 5:45 a.m, pronounces "milk" wrong, would marry and have several kids with Cake (if it were possible), and dresses to the left.

The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"
Ultimate Goober: Chris Ercoli
by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011

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