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A substance that male vampires ejaculate in place of sperm, which is absent from their bodies. Spoo, like all other liquids in a vampire's body (besides the blood that they drink) is venom.

It tastes and smells delicious, and there is a small line of possible spoo-products being discussed. Those products include, but are not limited to:

Shamspoo
KY Spooelly
Hairspooray
Spootrogena Body Lotion
Sparklyspoo Body Lotion
Spoo Flu Treatment
OOOOOOOOOOOH! d'Edward
Have you been on the Vampire Mating thread lately? They're talking about spoo!
by Random Lexiconer December 23, 2006

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