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4 definitions by Random Church of Fatter

 
1.
Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Fat on Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.
John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.
by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006
 
2.
One who worships at the Church of Fat run by John R. Lindensmith.
All the Fatters comment John R. Lindensmith every day.
by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006
 
3.
A satiric term refering to "Jesus". Coined by the Church of Fat on Xanga.
"I tell him about the testimonies in church. 'No one wants to hear someone say, 'I loved God since I was three and always have and grew up in a perfect family'. People want to hear, 'I used to shoot up heroine and have sex with hookers...but then I found Jysus.''"- John R. Lindensmith, The Church of Fat
by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006
 
4.
John R. Lindensmith's blog on Xanga. A cult conduit for some, a mild amusement for others. Noteworthy, to say the least. www.xanga.com/the_church_of_fat
The Church of Fat has had many interesting articles of late, pertaining to movies, molestation, and misanthropy. I'm going to go become a Fatter now.
by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006