Ian: Why are all those girls hanging around Evan?
Jeff: One of the cheerleaders slept with him and told the others that he's circumcisioned.
Ian: I totally understand what circumcision envy
Girl: OMG where's the tip?
Guy: I don't have one, I had a foreskinectomy.
Evan hooked up with a cute girl last night. She was eager to go down when she found out he had a circumdick.
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