19 definitions by Rampant Teamkiller

The epitome of n00b cannon. It has 71, seventy-fucking-one rounds, which means that no matter where you point it, it's gonna hit someone. Requires abosultey no skillz at all to use, unlike rifles such as the Kar98k
The noob pulled out his Ppsh and ran out the door of the huose, whereupon i, sitting 400 yeards away in a tree, shot him a new asshole right between the eyes, with my Kar98. Damn noob, he deserved worse.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004

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damn prick, that's total bullshit. try REALLY listening to it backwards, what you hear as "it's fun to smoke marijuana" actually sounds like
"iss fu sma blaya mama"

I'd normally post my usual song stuff here, but i'm too damn lazy today. was written by queen, queen pwns, 1980, blah blah blah. i'm tired.

very crappily remade by wyclef jean, rappers are the devil. don't buy queen greatest hits 3, it's crap, buy queen rocks, instead.
steve walks warily down the street
his brim pulled way down low
aint no sound but the sound of his feet
machine guns ready to go.
are you ready, hey?
are you ready for this?
are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
out of the dorway the bullets rip,
repeat to the sound of the beat.

i'm too damn lazy to continue.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004

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An awesome, underrated rock band. They really know how to write great songs, and most bands don't.
Check out Paradise by The Dashboard Light, Bat out of Hell, I Would Do Anything for Love, and Couldn't Have Said it Better for some really rocking tunes.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 24, 2004

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Rock And Roll Bands: If they aren't listed here, they suck or aren't real rock and roll.

For Your convenience, I have also listed their best song. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.

Also, no One-Hit Wonders qualify. These have to be actually talented bands.

(Yes, the links are intentional)
In No particular order:


-Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody)
-Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven)
-AC/DC (Back in Black)
-The Beatles (Hey Jude)
-The Who (Baba O'Riley)
-The Rolling Stones(Satisfaction)
-Aerosmith (Sweet Emotion)
-Guns N' Roses (November Rain)
-Metallica (One)
-U2 (One)
-Van Halen (1984)
-Pink Floyd (Another Brick in the Wall)
-The Doors (Light my Fire)
-Bob Dylan (Like A Rolling Stone)
-CCR (Have You Ever Seen the Rain)
-Jimi Hendrix (All Along the Watchtower)
-Lynryd Skynryd (Sweet Home Alabama)
-The Kinks (You Really Got Me)
-The Eagles (Hotel California}
-Elton John (Tiny Dancer)
-Styx (Come Sail Away)
-Jeffreson Airplane (Somebody to Love)

That's all. If you don't like rock and roll, you suck. And so does your mom.
Also appears in the other Rock n Roll Defenitions. I fixed the typo's this time. Don't I rock? :)
by Rampant Teamkiller July 04, 2004

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Me.

Everything sucks execpt for Led Zeppelin ;)

well, that's not too far off the truth, actuallty.
Pop Music is shit, the norm is horrible, meaningless lyrics with bullshit guitarwork and no talent. Or origianllity. Or class.

Only Rock & Roll deserves to exist.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 04, 2004

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