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2 definitions by Rambo's mum

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with
alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!
by Rambo's mum October 03, 2007
To describe something that is bad, horrible, ugly etc

Also describes the fact unattractive alan is the last chicken on the shelf
Lene: OH EM GEE that bitch is so horrible!!
Sally: Yeh shes well unattractive alan
by Rambo's Mum November 19, 2007