1 definition by Ralphie Ortiz

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When u shit on ur hand then slap a hoe across the face
That dirty bitch likes it when i give her the dirty Ortiz.

I couldnt fall asleep last night so i gave myself a dirty ortiz
by Ralphie Ortiz October 11, 2007

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