1 definition by Ralph M. Frichtl

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Also See "Haunch it up". The act of expelling a very large amount of crap after having held it in for far too long.

Haunching up can take anywhere from 10 minutes to 1 hour. Prolonged periods of haunching up may lead to back problems and hemorrhoids.
Andi: Where's Kelsey? I haven't seen her for 2 hours.
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Ralph: She's in the bathroom "haunching up". Probably gonna clog up the toilet again!
by Ralph M. Frichtl December 25, 2009

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