Biggest fucking dickhead ever. Likes to suck dick and take it up the ass. Also enjoys cake smeared all over his body and wrapped in plastic wrap. Will fuck anything when drunk even if its a cow. Enjoys shopping at Baby Gap for tiny hats, and IKEA. Future plans are to be eaten by Mike Curtis, reference Cannibalism, if not he will be a poor, mentally challenged, college dropout, hobo. Oh also a failure at hockey.
Dude I pulled a Andy last night and fucked that fat chick while I was slightly inebriated.