A red-headed, fugly step-child that lives next to Grandma Polly and lies
take at least 30 baths a day, and love water
just a little
too much. They throw
all of their
good clothes on the dirty floor, just so they
can wear the same outfit 3 times a week. They claim
to have made up words, when in reality, they
were never a part of it. They
usually hang around
Mulch Disease and act like they
What to do if you ever come in contact with
1. Do not befriend
them, no matter what.
2. Do not, under any circumstances, give them your phone
will call you non-stop, bugging you about how "bored and lonely" they
3. Don't talk to them for longer than 5 minutes. They
tend to be a bit of a succubus.
Oh, noes! There comes the Slee-Slaw and all her Mulch
Disease infected friends! Run or she might
aggravate you to the point of death!