A rare and usually fatal disease of the teenage mind. Symptoms include a desire for kinky French sex with Saint-Just, irrational lust for Saint-Just, and the need to make shitty internet graphics of Robespierre and Saint-Just having gay sex.
Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.
Random girl on deviantArt: OMG LIKE ROBESPIERRE AND SAINT-JUST BELONG TOGETHER. THEY ARE SUPER KAWAIII DESU!
Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.
probably the weirdest place you will ever go.
Horace Mann: I feel funky today.
Horace Mann: I know.
Horace Mann: I'll make Antioch College.
When a friend visits you and you just can't bring yourself to listen to them, even if they are trying to save your head/neck/life/pretty face/teen sex appeal.
Maxime: Don't you dare pull that Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression on me! I'm trying to save you! CAMILLLLEEE!
Camille: Bitch, please.
The nod that only Camille Desmoulins can do, as specifically demonstrated in the 1983 film "Danton". A subtle headtilt forward drives everyone wild.
Keegan: Did you just see Camille nod his head like that? That's the Desmoulins sexy headtilt.
A euphemism for Aaron Burr's penis.
Renee: Burr's pistol is so much better than Nelson's Column.
Keegan: Oh my god, Renee. Stop tripping, girl. Nelson's column is bigger and stronger than Burr's pistol.
Renee: Burr's pistol is much more accurate and never misses a shot.
A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.
The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.
Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)
The result of Camille Desmoulins wearing white pants which are too tight for even his slender body.
Professor Renée: Camilletoe is an important concept in French political history.
Lauren: Really? It's just scary as fuck to me.